so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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