so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.