hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn