Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
In other news, I just burned my penis
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.