ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left