if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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