so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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