I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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