Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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