also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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