It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I just found puke in my bra..
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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