he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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