if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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