Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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