whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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