doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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