kristin has been a bad kristin
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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