And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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