Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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