I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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