He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
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Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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