just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Stone age, man.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
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Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook