I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.