david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.