Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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