check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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