she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
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This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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