she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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