At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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