Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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