i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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