Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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