and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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