...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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