I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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