i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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