Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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