She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Dear god my vagina.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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