Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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