So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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