when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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