Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Its about making memories worth repressing
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Randomize