What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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