At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
As shirtless as possible
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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