So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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