cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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