in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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