You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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