3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
send nudes
from the living room?
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