One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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