Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
try to milk me bitch
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