I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
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He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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