too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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