If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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