this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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