Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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