Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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