I am puke
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
