I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
