people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
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Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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