I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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