one word: firstdatebathroomanal
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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